was written on 14 July 2005
while listening to Mariah Carey & Westlife - Agains
[ Nickname(s) ] Alexia, Lexi, Lexia, Ally, Pip, Rudey, and Jaded and/or Kiss (online).
[ Age and DOB ] 18; 17 September '86
[ Gender ] Girly girl
[ Location ] Worcs, England
[ Eyes ] Blue - different shades in different moods
[ Hair ] Long (just past shoulders), mid-light brown with fading blonde highlights. Needs cutting and re-dying!
[ Height ] 5'5", and a bit!
[ Weight ] Is a secret
[ Body ] Ugly.. size 12ish. If I'm lucky. Average build.
[ Sexual Orientation ] Bi-curious.. or just plain bi. Whatever.
[ Star sign ] Virgo
[ Chinese sign ] Tiger, grrr!
[ Element ] Earth
[ What does it all mean? ] *shrugs*
[ Parents ] Just mom
[ Siblings ] Older brother, Matt
[ Pets ] Black cat, Mollie (aka Boo, Chica, Mollipop, Skank.. whatever rolls off the tongue lol)
[ My style is..? ] Mixed really. I tend to dress like a skater or something punky when I'm just chilling, or girly when socialising. And I hate when i see someone wearing something I have. Generally I choose stuff that no one else is wearing.
[ My social status is..? ] Bit of a loner I spose *sad eyes*, I do have some friends, but can't rely on them most the time - so i end up staying in and being all lonerish. I would say I'm a mix of a geek and kinda popular with people at the same time. I generally get on with people who can laugh at themselves rather than at others. Hate people who think they're hard - especially as it's not high school anymore, no one fucking cares.
[ My ideal man... ] Taller than me (by at least 3 inches!). Dark hair. Nice smile. Buff body. Muscly arms are pretty wow! A big dick would be nice too *winks*. Has his own car. Easy to talk to. Affectionate. Intelligent, but not a boff. Manly. Romantic. Can make me laugh. Loves me for who I am.
[ My ideal woman... ] Dark hair. Nice smile. Average boobs (not huge, but also not like asprin on an ironing board!). Slim - size 8-12, ideally. Pretty face. Sweet. Affectionate. Outgoing. Romantic. Can make me laugh. Loves me for who I am.
[ Turn-offs ] Ugly, pointless or generally too many tattoos. Loads of piercings. Overly-cocky. Overly-vain. Someone who talks but won't listen. Someone with no personality - or just a shit one. Insensitive. Introvert/shy. Weak. Critical. Hairyness (reminds me of Austin Powers *shudders*). Blokes with more hair on their body than on their head! Argumentative people. Easily jealous people.
I realise the above 'turn-offs' (underlined) are in fact descriptions of myself, but that's exactly it; I don't want someone who's like me!
[ My personality ] Sarcastic, first and foremost. Kinda shy at times. I can talk to people really easily one-to-one, but in large groups i tend to blend into the background.
I'm emotional - ooh, I'm emo, x______get.me! I cry really easily - not at soppy stuff, but when i'm forced into a corner the only way out i see, is to ball my eyes out. Or when I don't get my own way, I suppose that's out of frustration.
I let things get to me too easily. I bottle things up - so many people tell me not to, but I don't see how. I'm a worrier. I get het up about the simplest of things. I hate anticipation.
I'm a thinker, and a feeler. As I say, I let things get to me. I get hurt too easily, and being emotional, i think before I act cos I know what it's like when people accidentally or purposely hurt others.
I'd say i'm funny. People laugh with me, as well as at me, so I must be. My sense of humour is kinda crude, and immature, and satirical. It's 'crudimmatrical'? Sorry.
i'm arguementative. I'm, no good at holding an arguement, unless it's a sarcastic one, but I still instigate.
I'm affectionate, kind and genuine. and that's about it. Oh, i'm simple. Not in the materialistic sense, but in the thick-as-shite sense. I mean, I was in top sets at school, but what does that mean when you copied your work off your mates? *spaced out look on my face*
[ Bad habits ] Biting my nails. Putting myself down. Cracking my knuckles. Crying and worrying for nothing. Bottling things up. Eating too much. Being over-sensitive. Caring what people think. Getting too attached. Getting hurt. ALLOWING myself to get hurt. Letting people walk all over me. Thinking too much. Not being spontaneous. I'm way too lazy!
[ Phobias ] Work. Insects (that includes butterflies, ladybirds and flies). Feet (they're so ugly and manky). Suffering. Swimming too far out in the ocean (there might be sharks!). Flying on planes - but I still do. Losing people I love. Never finding love. Never being happy.
[ Me, in 10 words or less ] What you see AIN'T what you get
[ My words and phrases ] "What is up, my sister!?". "Ooh, tis funny". "Doofus!". "Of course". "Yeah, I know" and "I don't like eh!" (a la Andy Pipkin from Little Britain). "Mwah x". "Huggles!". "What are you doing, you tart!?". "Whatever tickles your pickle".
[ Things that get on my tits ] People who put all the fancy wiggly lines around stuff they say, on profiles and such (~*^*~ text here ~*^*~, for example).
People who put 'lol' at the end of every sentence, regardless.
People typing/talking babyish (an example being: pwease, sowwies. etc).
People typing/talking 'street' (example: dis, dat an da uffa).
People typing/acting 'ghetto' (again with the example: sup ma n****r, seen, word, tite. etc).
AND people text-typing! Grrr. By this I mean, removing vowels from words and generally fucking up the English language.
And then there's 'crazy-type' (ThIs Is An ExAmPlE, bLaH bLaH bLaH); about AS annoying as Crazy Frog!
People asking ASL, when it's written all over my profile.
People asking to add me on MSN when it blatantly says on my profile i don't add JUST anyone.
People ading me on MSN and not talking to me! What the fuck is the point?
Religion - it causes more problems than it solves. Plus it's generally all bullshit.
Preachers - if we wanted in on your bullshit we'd go to the bastard hell-holes you reside in..
And... that's all.
[ I can't live without ] Being around other people. Music. Movies. MSN. Faceparty. Sarah Michelle Gellar - easy on the eye. Love, though I've not had any. Air, food and water, obviously. Pepsi Max. Chinese food. My mobile. Make-up. Clubbing. Shopping. Money. Sleep, and loads of it. My MP3 player. Fashion. Shoes!
